tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry)

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imbasedonatruestory:

Muggleborn; Slytherin; Potions; Draco Malfoy; Draco Malfoy; Dumbledore’s Army; Owl; Wolf; Keeper.

Those all pretty much make sense

Muggleborn, Ravenclaw, Potions, Ginny Weasley, Ginny Weasley, The Slug Club, Owl, Wolf, Beater

We’re going off of high school standards right?  Because then yes this all makes sense.  I was smart in high school so Ravenclaw and Slug Club make sense there.  The others fit me perfect to this day

(Source: nevillles)

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smokeses:

A Day To Remember // I Remember

smokeses:

A Day To Remember // I Remember

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it’s no fun to play this song
so i’m done
you said i got it all wrong
but i’m sure everything we did before
doesn’t really matter anymore

(Source: nineboyz)

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theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

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She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

(Source: holnnes)

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  • baby: m -m-m-
  • mom: meet me in the pit? mitachondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?
  • baby: mom wtf

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distraction:

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

LOVE

distraction:

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

LOVE

(Source: raduyev)

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